I had this grand opportunity two days ago.
To teach a hoagland how to oil paint.
If you ever take up this glorious mantle, consider these:
1. Abstraction covers a multitude of sins. Yet breeds new.
2. Trucks can be screaming heads depending on your perspective.
3. Frantic airborne goats will reveal themselves from time to time.
4. Discount brownie batter is almost raw umber.
5. They are not interchangable.
6. When devouring remnants out of a mixing bowl, do it with conviction, please.
7. There are purple butterflies in Greenville.
8. Shoals are a wonderful addition to residential areas.
9. There was no sandrash problem this time. On the brink, but not problem.
10. Mexican hotdogs are the 11:30 meal of choice.
11. Patience is underrated.
12. There are sewing machines that live and breathe and bite their owners.
13. Deposit linseed oil in the same place you deposit plutonium.
14. Just keep on talking.
15. To make your own taboule, stir your favorite cologne into a bowl of raw hops.
very ambiguous to others reading. =)
Posted by: hill at May 24, 2004 05:40 PMMightily. Alot of these could be misconstrued.
are we trying to misconstrue? just wondering!
Posted by: hill at May 24, 2004 08:30 PMI'm not saying you're a poor student.
Posted by: Kammer at May 24, 2004 09:09 PMI want to paint. Where do I sign up for classes? And are the brownies complimentary?
Posted by: james micah at May 26, 2004 11:19 PMthe brownies are only complimentary if you come to my house for them. and bring the picture of you and i.....(hint hint hint) but i warn you, i get to lick the bowl.
Posted by: hill at May 27, 2004 12:08 AMrabid sewing machines, ambiguities galore, frantic airborne goats, and brownies. the full spectrum of experiences that life has to offer. all in one day. i'm greenly envious.
Posted by: sligh at May 31, 2004 02:32 PM*cough*
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