October 19, 2003

Things Not To Do While Eating

1) Discuss Aragorn, Faramir, Legolas, and Gimli storming the BJU gates.
2) Imagine orcs in frilly pink tutus.
3) Discuss iron-on transfers.

4) Peanut butter.
5) Sit near an open water bottle while rocking and laughing.
6) Attempt Geek (I mean, Greek) homework.
7) Discuss yourself as D.I.D. (Damsels In Distress)
8) Draw maps of Mordor with said peanut butter.
9) Whupped cream, chocolate, etc...
10) Perform resuscitation on Fae because she laughed too hard.

Posted by Key at October 19, 2003 10:31 PM